Dear Mr. President,
I’d really appreciate it if you could stop coming to the Chicagoland area so frequently. See, when you come a TFR gets put out - or a temporary flight restriction - and all planes in the area get grounded. I know you have a house here and you want to see your BFF Oprah, but I’m paying big bucks to fly so it’s a real hindrance when I can’t.
Sincerely,
All Chicagoland flight students